B.O.R.E.D.

B is for Bothersome. Work is bothersome.

O is for Obstinately Determined to Avoid Work.

R is for Ready or Not! Not.

E is for Everywoman for herself. This entails avoiding work where possible and is characterized by procrastination followed by...you guessed it...more procrastination.

D is for drooling at my desk. Loss of control of physical functions denotes serious state of boredom.

I looked for a good "drool" pic online to link to...but all I got were men drooling, dogs drooling and babies drooling. No decent head down on the desk drooling on your paperwork pics. But I did like this one.