My house is clean! Clean, I tell you!
I love my sister. She is under the impression that I paid her to clean my house when in fact it was BRIBERY. That's okay since the end result is the same. Now I can:
- walk across the floor without hearing depressing crunching sounds.
- enjoy a gleaming kitchen counter that no longer sports spots of colour from my last bit of dyeing
- go into the bathroom without closing my eyes and pretending its all "okay"
- walk by my bed without fear of attack from the six foot dustbunny from hell
For the next five minutes my house will be clean.